Monkey: "No thank you, Mommy. I don't want to go to the doctor's today. Tell Dr. Epstein I see him another day."
Me: "Sorry, sweetie but we have to."
Monkey: "Mommy, I give you money to go to the doctor and I stay here with Chloe. Does that sound like a good idea?".
Me: "No, we still have to go."
Monkey: "I think I go hide in my bedroom now."
Luckily, I know where that is.....