"I wanna squeeze your barrrrrreeeetttessss! I wanna squeeze your barrrrrreeeetttessss! " (sung to the tune of "I Wanna Hold Your Hand")

Monkey: "Mommy, I'm gonna squeeze your barrettes!"
Me: "What??"
Monkey: "Your barrettes!" followed by two firm squeezes of....you guessed it....my breasts!

Once again, teaching the proper terminology has bit me in the behind (that's the word we use at my house) AGAIN!    The squeezing part, well, I am not sure where that came from!