Top 5

In honor of the new year..

"The Top 5 Things I  Never Thought I Would Have to Say in 2010"

1. Don't drink out of the toilet. 

2. You can't eat yogurt with a box on your head.

3. We don't touch poop- your own or anyone else's.

4. Please stop asking people if they are naked, it's not polite. 

5. I am not sure what Michael Jackson is having for breakfast.

Seriously, these are all experiences I have had with Delaney (age 2) over the past year.  Would I want it any other way? No, absolutely not!  Do I sometimes wonder if there is a hidden camera following me around?  YES!