There was one thing I wanted while pregnant with my girls (well, four things really if you count the foot rubs, ice cream and free passes on housework, but I don't count them so you shouldn't either!)....boobs! Why? Because I don't have any normally. Zip, nada, zilch. Seriously, we are talking pancake-city. Was I blessed with this one measly request during my pregnancies? Not even a little bit. At night I went to sleep asking, Why? Why? Why not just a little growth for all my hard work creating a life? Then, I logged on to my favorite celebrity news site and BAM! I discovered that Jessica Simpson stole them.....
I wonder what else of mine she has in that purse...probably my masseuse, my maid and an empty ice cream bowl.